He was the Hulk once so I can’t blame you.

Doggy doggy WHAT now?

Here’s mine. I bought it new in 2015, and I wear it almost daily. It has never needed work.

Our aim is to need this room. Clean your aim. Would help.

This is totally the kind of shit my wife would have on her car or her macbook. I’d love to give her one of these lol

The Shawshank Redemption never gets stale for me, but it is a healthy time investment.

One of the better evolutions.

POTATO XD

Even paintballs suck when they hit you. Mask shots are great because those don’t hurt lol The worst is when your shirt comes up that litte bit and you get nailed on bare skin.

I’m a big baby so I didn’t play much paintball lol

I told my wife we’re going on an extended vacation in Kenya Tanzania. She sounds stoked.

In case you don’t know the song

I must be a bit younger than you. I remember the CD player lens cleaners. Those actually had brushes that made contact with the lens and did stuff sometimes.

Of course, a gentle hand and lint-free cloth will clean the lens, too. Probably better lol

It’s funny because 20 years ago, I remember all the Republicans in my rural town in Oklahoma saying that it wouldn’t be long before we’d all need to learn Chinese because we’re in sooooooo much debt to China that we’d be speaking the language.

They were also royally pissed about Obama bowing to the Saudi prince, but they sure don’t seem to mind it when Trump does everything short of sucking Putin off.

Perhaps Marty was predicting America’s obesity epidemic.

Yeah, this commercial rocks

Although, Doritos has some great ones.

The Etrade baby was great too.

For all the X-ers out there, WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I just wish car dealerships would advertise like this.

I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.

Sure, but who’s pregnant with whose baby?

Guy named Geoff: “Actually, it’s Georaffe.”

This is why I keep mix CDs in my cars. Turn it on and it’s already playing the CD I was last spinning. And you know what? I think I’ve got pretty good music taste so I’m gonna let that shit play lol.

I just burned the Chappell Roan album and left it in my wife’s car lol We’ve been bonding over that one. One day, I think I’m gonna get us tickets to see her live.

1. Install Debian
2. Experience stability.
3. No, really. It’s very stable.
4. Spend years growing old with the same packages.
5. Accept your fate.