Good for him for not picking his new wife by her looks.

I hate bezos with a passin, but he didn’t pick his new wife by looks. I hope.

Must be super weird to play astronaut, knowing that more people hope that you go up in flames than you make it back alive.

I don’t really celebrate any holidays or even my birthday. But if that rocket with bezos or musk or some other cunt goes up in flames, i make that a new tradition

They are called vivo barefoot

Cows are vegan. But their leather isn’t. Or is this a le funny joke?

I have shoes that is printed from algae, they are vegan and synthetic free

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Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What’s first?

I do that. But i hardly see any ads to begin and most i see are things i wouldn’t buy anyway.

But it’s clear that that would never work. In a microcosm you can see it with video games. “Guys, if you stop pre-ordering video games…” I’LL PREORDER THEM EXTRA HARD NOW BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. I NEED TO PRE LOAD THE GAME SO I CAN PLAY THE MILLISECOND IT’S OUT. IT’S MY MONEY I DON’T CARE.

He didn’t even handwrite it and send it to twitter himself. What a tech bro shittake

And people suddenly realising that looks do matter

He always was a talentless cunt.

Humans are fucking disgusting

Potato ass looking mf

What exactly is the difference between north korea and america again? Fat people? In other countries the president or equivalent goes to work by bicycle, train or drives a car, like a human being

Isn’t he one of the best paid golfers on the planet. Americas finest.

Yeah i know, my main point is that someon who’s funny never walk around calling themselves funny. Dark humor is also kind of bon descriptive. I went on more than one date where the girl describes her humor as “very dark” which also ment just racist humor.

Anthony jeselnik is funny because you know who he is and that’s why his jokes work. Why Jimmy Carr has a career is unclear to me.

One of my pet peeves is when people describe themselves as funny or having a good sense of humor. A racist thinks he’s funny too when he tells racist jokes. In his pov his sense of humore is impeccable

I once ripped 400 blu-rays, it was kind of fun for a bit, but i would never do it again