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Oldie, but a goodie

A ham fisted surgery

No way… :shockedpikachu:

Yeah, no, that’s a slice of ham that his owner has put on his face.

Dude in the back questioning his life choices.

(5-0,5)x20 = 4,5x20 = 90? 2+((5-0,5)x20) = 2+(4,5x20) = 2 + 90 = 92?

Wow, just imagine all the batshit in the crazy that’s the result of that.

Don´t know much about geography Don´t know much trigonometry Don´t know much about algebra Don´t know what a slide rule for

He’s projecting.

So drawer is the latest euphemism, is it?

“empty promises” is of course more precisely worded as “outright lies”.

Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises

I’d rather eat pussy, as suggested in the top of the photo.