Ok, and?

Oh, no! That would be horrible!

Reason #231 for not having a screeching human larva

Coffee and a joint?

Um, what?

“I guess he meant to say billionaires so same.”

FTFY

So close

I’ve had a similar shirt for many years: https://www.geekalerts.com/now-i-nerd-my-abcs-t-shirt/

Empathy?! She must be the most evil

If you need to add a pinch of salt, get better coffee

Wrangler relaxed fit boot cut

If protests worked they’d be illegal

It’s almost like punctuation was made for a reason…

Multiple sag layers? What is this, the early 90’s?

You’re the reason we can’t have nice things

Attack of the hipster zombies

Politics!

You Americans All humans are just inherently useless, online and offline. All of you. Without exception

FTFY, useless human

Maybe you did, do you remember anything from before you were born?