“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.

Typical Mac user.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

Just suckers, like an octopus.