Damn y’all, I don’t think I’ve cackled at a web page that wasn’t a comic in years, much obliged.

mood

You could not do sick kicks easily in them boys, or climb trees, I destroyed many a pair with my thick ass thighs.

I got banned for wishing that Washington loses their nuclear standoff with Iran, the feeling goes for all of the nuclear standoffs, though. Get shitty representation, a bad economy, and to fight rich men’s wars if you’re from West of the Mississippi, unless you have a beach, then you matter to the Fucking Virginians, lmao.