there’s always next time

i can iz cheeseburger?

Times are tough.

Me: does nothing

Evolution: fuck you

is that Stockholm syndrome?

Maybe this time will be different

thank you daddy kayaks

We are your family and you are providing

Definitely better than “ass bomb”.

Yes, but what about second PTO?

I’m not even a Trekker/Trekkie/Yar worshipper (that last one is a lie), I’ve just been habituated to it.

To be paid in Apple gift cards…

Holy shit! This Lemmite is one of them! The death magic guys!

I’m with ya. especially videos.

what couple with kids can afford a garage?

/uj

Maybe it’s just my circle, but I haven’t seen this kind of behaviour or talk outside of TV shows from the 1980s and Facebook posts from the elderly. Is it still a thing?

It was shitty, but now we know what came next, so it seems less scary than our current uncertain future.