If you had someone’s sweaty balls imprinted on you. Wouldn’t you call that abuse? Never mind don’t answer that question, I am afraid of the answer. /s

They misspelled “Abused”.

Should read “Gaming Chair Lightly Abused.”

Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.

They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

“Man that is peanuts compared to my safari gig. I get to eat and get paid!” -Simba

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

You doing it raw with no parmesan cheese! Damn that is gangster.

That is her loss. She could have traveled the world in your AI jet. She could have enjoyed a fine dining experience at your five star award winning AI restaurant. She could be enjoying your AI castle that overlooks the sea.

Don’t worry there are plenty of phish in the sea. You just need to wait to receive a random message from an unknown person. Then send them a dick pic as they request at random. Boom you have another AI girlfriend that will stalk you until you pay them to leave you alone.

Virtual Vacations. You done a camera and record yourself on vacation. Then someone rents or buys your vacation experience. That way you make money while always on vacation.

Not sure if being autistic matters in this instance. My wife will not eat grits due to texture but I do enjoy some buttery grits.

Very nice let’s see Paul Allen’s rules in life.

Paul Allen pulls out a joint lights it.

1. Smoke weed everyday.