Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?

It has some bubba le grand.

I miss watching snail skate videos.

75% of the time it satisfies every time.

We have the slipperiest robot people around. Fuchs. Lube yo bots and yo bros.

“Potter! How would I roll a blunt with the stickiest of the icky?” Professor Snape asked smoothly.

Oh my god!

I imagine it’s like Highlander where there can be only one…and Sean Connery is there.

Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

We can go about our business.

History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!

The adventures of Richard and Mortimer.

Totally not for cloning!

(Cicada bro screeching)
Group of hot ladies: Oh wow. Is he single?

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

There is a land, known as (ethereal Dune soundtrack plays) the Midwest. A land where these breadsticks are gourmet.

The love making scene in Team America, but it’s just a bunch of breadsticks from Olive Garden.

I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.