That’s 13,310 eggs per second continuously for 48 hours.

When I was a kid, every time I tried to draw something it just ended up being a dick and balls.

I suspect their performance is a disappointing and one-sided experience. Though, there would be at least one person out there that would be into being a part of…whatever this is.

OP can count to eight!

It’s just racial stereotypes but it’s funny because the words Donald John Trump are randomly at the top.

I work in statistics and we never use girl of woman, only female. The line is vastly different in age and meaning depending on culture, religion, law, or heritage. Even in western societ, 13, 16, 18, and 21 are all valid before tipping to 40, 50, 60, 65, 68, and 70 where the term can be prefixed with some form of adjective.

It’s old-fashioned. Just say female and every culture/society understands you without confusion or insult. Save you embarassing/insulting people while travelling too.

When I first went to eastern Europe, I was confused why there were signs saying to not flush paper down the toilet. Like, obviously. That’s for body waste and TP only.

“Paper” means “toilet paper”.

St Germaine

5. It’s designed to fail the day after the warranty expires.

And reverse psychology doesn’t work on cats.

“You can go into the gun cabinet whenever you want. It’s not off-bounds at all. Help yourself! I’d be happy if you did.”

“Who’s asking you for permission, bitch?”

It’s definitely yellow.

But, for real, OP is having a struggle with it for this reason.

If something is 50% G and 50% B, it is neither one or the other. It’s exactly where C sits. If it is 75% G and 25% B, you could say it’s green. But if I asked if it’s green or cyan, we’ll have the same issue again, sinc it’s. 50% G and 50% C.

OP gotta learn their colour spectrum a bit more.

“Yeah, I’ve been seeing it for weeks, Grimace. Every time he delivers McNuggets he gets tipped $5K. And it’s $10K for a Happy Meal!”

I travel a lot and it’s usually huge distances on the road, often followed by long distances on foot. Constantly in the zone, eating up kilometres, taking up the entire daylight and sometimes longer.

My favourite part is the end when I sit and open a beer.

“Good job, brain. Fantastic work, body. You can both switch off now, we’re giving ourselves a delicious pat on the back, or four.”

I like the idea that everytime someone proclaims to be Jesus right before the cops kill them or they’re relegated to skid row, it’s true.

Meme’s also on point that way. Christ trying to return for the 7000th time expecting a different result.

Just got really lucky first time around.

The wounds are still healing, but I’n up for round two if it ever lets me back on the couch again.

Support Greece 👍

I woke up to enjoy a nice meal downtown but ended up with tear gas up my nose and in my eyes. Can’t help but finish the day with a wine, a smile, and some inspiration.

Aye. We need natural selection to have a comeback, lest it’ll end us all.

Step 3… Be given shit for being male and white by people much better off than you.

Step 4… Get no reprieve from racism and sexism because someone before your existence looked like you and was these things so it’s okay to happen to you as revenge.

Step 5… Do the one thing white males way better at than anyone else; suicide.

And hope for re-roll

Edit: You’ve just proved the point. I just shouldn’t exist anymore and it’s clear that’d be preferred. Thanks for the clarity.