Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

If you’ve got a liver, why not use it for alcohol and extensive fasting/significant overeating. Who needs vitamins.

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Sure but shoggoths have a lot more eyes.

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

Everything’s in soft focus with some aha song playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.

Make one that generated a field of low poly penises to fly through next time.

The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died of malnutrition. That’s why introduced species and monoculture agriculture don’t work out so well.

Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?

In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though? It’s all my girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I’m lonely and depressed. I wanna be your dominated love slave.

Green Day was peak sad and horny.

Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.

I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

Hey you should get HIV too so then if they have to nuke your bone marrow and then replace it with someone else’s you can get cured and and up in the news.

Since this is a shitpost, was it butt cancer?

In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.

Too small. You’d need some U233 or P239 for the small criticality parties. Unless it’s a big dog.

Edit: supposedly at least 2.8L for U235, .8L for U233, and .5L for P239 in volume for a critical mass.

I don’t get it.

Is it an interesting question @ptz@dubvee.org

Seriously. This is Lemmy, right? Shouldn’t it be fountain pens, mechanical keyboard, Linux, and automatic watches?