I would like this

That shark’s name? Luigi

Why is the bird eating her shit?

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

I’m craving $70,000.

Not enough obesity

Can they make one with mother and son vaping?

Winning is winning

MAGA = More Arizonans Growing Alfalfa (for Saudi Arabia)

Some people have the wrong opinion about cut vs uncut.

May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

Cold weather plus cocaine has that effect

Luigi is the Robinhood of our times.

I offered my landlord US$100 a month to have a cat. He said no, thinking I’d move. I didn’t move, I just hang out with my mom’s cat, who loves me.

I’m socially libertarian and fiscally communist

me too, thanks

Sometimes deer get their antlers stuck together and they die because of it

For real?

Not a great picture but an honest one