I was thinking more this speed, but I’d definitely like to see it your way.

I’m just sliding down the handrail, thanks.

How the fuck did you think they did it?

It’s obviously the last one. She was filming even before she stopped the car. How did she recognize them so early. Why was he so way out in the street?

Don’t worry they will find a way to institute overdraft and make you responsible for the fees.

Is this from today?

ITT Trump was in that lecture.

Right there with ya.

long long

TBH not sure if it’s better or worse

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Also looks good.

Yeah that looks about right.

I’m a Pentel man but the one pictured doesn’t look very comfy. I’d want something closer to #6.

Would have to redo the math for sure.

Classics! Work well for most things.

Thanks! I’m saving this in my notes for future reference!

We need to think of some then!

How about:

“On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!”

Atheists: what are some good comforting words to use in place of religious/metaphysical crap like this or thoughts and prayers?

I married a Russian and feel this way too. Stay strong!