The first time I took edibles, I was solo and took too much. I was spaced out and far too aware of the wind blown by my ceiling fan as it touched my skin. It wasn’t even a fun trip.

what in the hell

Were all the "ja"s an affectation or do modern Germans just ja that much?

It’s a nice, well-lit, Christian home. Honestly, that urban room was making the rest of the house uncomfortable.

“How you gon’ make a Caramel Sassifras with no sass?”

Fuck you. Why’d you make me laugh at that.

You have a hard shell inside the soft tortilla

Two hours? Yeah, right, Philippides.

*s(ch)piel

Shpheal is a Pokémon.

This one’s a one of my favorites.

So, we’re doing shameplay? Not my favorite but ok.

I can’t, in any conscience (good or bad), upvote this.

He shouldn’t go down the stairs with his balls while angry. Increased torsion risk

Writing is such an elegant craft.

Are you an anarchist, like you don’t believe any state can be “great”?

Or do you believe, somehow, that the US’s historical actions are unique?

You get second PTO?

That’s…not a counter argument. That’s not even disagreeing. You’re just saying it should be more.

I followed this one chart and was instantly promoted to CFO.

We really did great work designing this fantastic flowchart.

Hey, you’re right! Why aren’t the mods executing OP!?

Well, I make home-cooked meals, at least.