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They’re turning the friggin snakes gay!! ::: spoiler spoiler (i approve) :::

fyi, dragonfucker is banned from 196 too. I think the moderators are pretty fair in yeeting people for being rude, regardless of opinions on gender and the like

Yeah, sometimes it’s more trouble than it’s worth. The girls keep transpiling my perfectly fine Javascript code to Rust >:(

They do also hook your brain up to the girl-matrix, allowing you to tap into the shared brainpower of all other thigh-high wearers for your programming. But that’s common knowledge, so I didn’t feel like I had to mention it

To be fair though, thigh highs are really nice to calm down restless leg, so sometimes they actually are pretty good for programming

Adhd meds turn you into a Furry confirmed (although, what you you already were one beforehand? Does it cancel out?)

The first time I saw a Drag Queen was while hanging out in a gay bar in Amsterdam (obviously stoned).

She was so tall and all I remember was looking up and this complete feeling of reverence, like walking into a church and looking up at very beautifully crafted artwork on the high ceilings. Absolutely amazing.