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Oh so they want the we’re family mindset?

“Since we’re family, could you help me take care of grandma tonight?”

“Will you be at my mom’s funeral? Can you help with the flowers?”

All I want for Christmas is new petty gods with towers to worship.

It’d be a shame if the solar panel got dirty and the camera stopped working.

Omg I hated that show… I’d like that saw the bit in Queer as Folk that was amazing at being super critical of commercializing gayness and they decided to make a show out of it like “wait, but what if we could actually make a shit ton of money off of stereotypes?”

I still can’t stop laughing

Steam Panel? Steam Pocket?

Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?

I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤

Frothy

Ok go back to the gatekeepcels

Well, show the class: what do you have to hide?

I heard that you can only catch prions once… just saying.

Pain can be a source of pleasure

Brain Fog Burrito Bowl

Half the comments are ruining the joke 😤

To all those antitons out there: 🖕

Signed: a proton

Technically, Caliphate. Calafia was the queen of the made up kingdom of California in a 16th century novel. The name comes from there.

The name of Calafia was likely formed from the Arabic word khalifa (religious state leader) that is known as caliph in English and califa in Spanish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calafia?wprov=sfti1

Windsurf boards and razor blades? Yes Bic makes those.

In this home, grandma’s dishes shine green when grandma is around

Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.