Which was the original joke from Vine like a decade ago: “oh my god cholesterol!”

Yeah, and since System76 supports Nvidia cards in their hardware, the drivers tend to work out of the box.

XPS13. You can still get a 1080p non-touch screen with Ubuntu pre-installed (at a discount vs. windows). I’ve had mine just over 3 years and it’s still going strong.

Bluetooth headsets. Still can’t have sound and microphone at the same time, which isn’t great.

The seasoning also can enhance the flavor of the thing it is seasoning. Chocolate syrup is great on ice cream, but not on chicken. Barbecue sauce is good on chicken and not on ice cream. That a given seasoning can be better or worse based on the underlying food would imply that foods have a characteristic of improving more or less given some particular seasoning. The point is that chicken has the ability to improve greatly with the right seasoning, which might not be as true of some other foods. There’s also texture and nutrition, of course.

That said, chickens don’t deserve to be tortured and killed to meet the carnal pleasures of man.