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errr no msr viking no other countries exist just denmark england does not exist I promise you just stay there

get this 😮 there’s people that drive on the left side of the road 😱 shocking I know but there’s other countries

pretty 🫵

I get up at the first but I set 3 each 5 minutes apart just in case

I see a smudge of grey without form I should put on my glasses

that’s a myth

slaanesh will be pleased

I’m gonna be honest I’m not eating ze bugs

we don’t know it’s him stop doing the cops work for them spinning the narrative remember luigi mangione they were obviously framed cause they just needed to shut things up and yet everyone went along with it just cause he’s hot and it’s funny you think they wouldn’t do it again don’t treat this person as definitely the killer the cops say they are that doesn’t mean they are

ISO8601 cringe I ain’t speaking like a damn computer DD/MM/YY is the only valid date format for human usage

incorrect monster tastes nothing like battery acid and that’s why it sucks redbull is for the true battery acid and penny enjoyers!

yeah I don’t think khorne would appreciate that skinning babies doesn’t seem very honourable or impressive fighting wise I think khorne would at best go “yeah so… you killed a defenseless baby” and at worst maybe even get annoyed for such a cheap kill

konrad curze be like

looks ugly

🥥

hai

I thought maurice was a giant funny rock 🗿

40k primarch of the salamanders legion is called vulkan

femboys are you ok to come to the shop for a coffee and a coffee and a drink with me and I will be in the office tomorrow so I can do it to you and you can do it to me and I can do it to you and you can do it to me and I can do it to you and you can get it from the hot water bottle and the first thing I can do it to you and you can get it and you can get it and you can get it…

it trails off infinitely repeating “and you can get it” after that

me frfr