“I told you about wearing those hoochie daddy shorts”

Bees?

If it makes you feel better, my phone just did the thing where it installed an update and now everything is running noticably worse.

How am I supposed to go fishing then?

I’m on Boost and I have no problem seeing your posts

Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you’re welcome

Edit: also try puting it on everything else

A lover…