You know it’s a premium rice cooker when the alarm sound is a music jingle. My microwave wishes it were that sophisticated.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smokeEnglish
21·23 hours agoSince candy cigarettes are illigal they just made the cigarettes candy flavored.
It was a different game back then. They could hit a lot harder.
“Fuck them kids.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Unhinged... I'm gonna start doing thatEnglish
3·8 days agoKek
I wonder if they would use the same argument on a photo of someone receiving gender-affirming care.
It’s one of those things where once you have properly cooked rice you’ll look at anyone boiling it in a pot like you would a caveman trying to use a cellphone.