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Don’t forget General Dynamics.

This is easily accomplished with a fishing rod. I also don’t believe this, however.

You have neighsal ponies.

Why bother with small arms at all when you could teleport hundreds or even thousands of MOABs directly where they need to be?

My only problem with CoMaps is that it doesn’t display the target address at the end, and navigates to a “block” of addresses. I do a lot of delivery for work, so no I’m afraid I do not readily know which address I’m going to and cannot look it up while driving. The navigation works well, though.

I may or may not be close enough to this and able to play bass, show up, and at the first concert deliberately play a half step down while screaming into a mic as a tiny woman the lyrics to Guerilla Radio.

It isn’t a lie. Jon Stewart did an entire episode about this. xD

That name is pure genius.

This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.

There’s a place near me that is a bar with bumper cars and laser tag. Drunken bumper cars is a blast, but the laser tag sounds like vomit city while drunk.