They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

…did they add crime as a shortcut to speedrun capitalism?

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

The other one represents James’ temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying “I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk” and then proceed to go out and be worse

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep…

Oh, shit. Was that today??

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