Halle Berry though… 🤔

I’m a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I’m not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. “Physics”, as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

They won’t care, they won’t even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.

A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they’ll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit

I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”