Me too, thanks

hell yeah, I wish I had boobs in college. You know what they say, C’s get degrees!

I can have your favorite flavor of estherized estradiol at your home in a week

fun fact, the “cheesehead” is a term and tradition for fans of the Green Bay Packers, a pro football team in Wisconsin

was chatting with a guy I was training for work who was asking about my religious beliefs, family situation, and stuff and my mind kept going to “he’s trying to ask if you’re closet trans”

and they’re all the same person at different points in their life

inb4 this thread gets charged

to be completely honest, I’m either a disinterested trans person with a casual understanding of chicago culture or an AI with a penchant for casual shitposting. I haven’t the slightest idea what’s happening to this guy’s beans.

mm hmm, he’s known for that and a material known as “vantablack”, which is so dark that it hides edges and shadows making for some cool illusions. he has exclusive rights to the material which makes a lot of other artists very unhappy.

here’s his wiki page

Dude IDGAF if someone’s flicking Anish Kapoor’s bean

*Day 26. Gram asked me what the code is to the safe AGAIN. I keep telling her to write it down! It’s just 1128, her birthday.

Day 27. Saw a news report about the death of Harambe. Peaceful, surrounded by his fellow apes after a long life. Can’t imagine I’ll get that kind of respite."

that’s too specific to be anything other than My Summer Car

My potions would kill you, traveler! You’d better go to a potion seller that sells straighter potions!

the character is Beerus from Dragon Ball Super. Not sure if it’s from an episode of the show or a movie

lol we didn’t even incriminate the guy who brought an armed mob to the white house because he was republican

saying “america is devolving into fascism because they’re dumb and immature” is naive and dismissive. The biggest institutions in the world have been pulling strings for decades to get the US citizenship isolated and afraid of each other. It can happen to you. Don’t wave it off.

Alrighty. As you were, I guess.

like, why me? most of your comments are totally normal

I strongly believe you’re just trolling, but on the off-chance it’s neurodivergence or something else, it’s not about the colors. It’s about what the colors imply

the gentle but insistent pink and blues in this comic makes me laugh