I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

We’re there! Nobody move!

Dammit, one of you moved.

I’d downvote this if I saw it at 197.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

I grew up with a pear tree in my yard as well. The only downside was the wasps that it attracted. I used to fucking hate mowing around it.

I’ve been saying this for years.

Diabolical.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!

Meltin’ John is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

My Bible thumping mother put her blinders on and voted the antichrist into office. I gotta say, if the Christians were right all along, I’ll be laughing in her face as we both burn in hell for eternity.

No way Jose am I spitting this stuff out, it tastes like fruit.