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Have you met Janice?

at my first job if you where sober enough to drive everyone back to work after lunch you lost.

Do not do this!

do you have any idea how long it took me to get down here?

lonely mess epidemic

I’m stealing this so hard

Looks like fluorescent but I’d put money on LED

Smallest bass headstock

reported for doxing me

I used to be young and poor, now after many years of hard work I am no longer young.

I live on the internet because I don’t want to talk to people.

Make America Gay Again

there’s something wrong with your cat

https://youtu.be/kTs_Q4hEqmA

it’s “natural” so it’s in fucking everything now. I wish it was still niche because it ruins everything it touches.

also it’s been known for awhile that any sweet taste provokes an insulin response so all non-sugar sweeteners are bad in the same way, no need for it to be literally cyanide.

This is just another regular Sprite unannounced recipe change.

Drink literally doesn’t exist for me any more since they quietly added Stevia.

didn’t even use it as a marketing gimmick to claim they reduced the sugar … because they didn’t.

I’ve said it before but Stevia must have a genetic effect like Coriander because I can’t understand how it has ended up in everything despite tasting like total ass.

! is the correct way.

I mean it looks like it’s federating correctly at least to me.

some apps just federate the local link, like the 2nd one, which will take you off your instance and is next to useless.

I’m sorry Jon

RIP AND TEAR

Both imply there’s something wrong

She’s evolved somehow

everywhere

there is no longer an everywhere for it to be. that’s exactly what the death of the monoculture is.

Taylor Swift has had a longer career than the Beatles and there are people that have never heard a Taylor song.