If you eat only a couple of crumbs, that checks out. The OP didn’t say how much of bread he’s eating.

Refuse the call for once. Keeping it ringing won’t help you in any way.

And add the number to some kind of “refuse” list for the time you don’t want to receive the calls.

Yes, assholes are common in lots of places.

Even Russia would be neutered, possibly NK too because both ultimately depend on China.

Have you noticed that since Trump declared he’ll invade the EU, China’s foreign policy has turned a lot against Russia?

They offering eggs to Canada.

What? Did you think anybody bothers to talk with the US right now?

You are allowed chickens in the city limits, but not allowed roosters.

What kind of authority is making up those rules?

There is a lot of science to back it up, but all of it is on the opposite direction (those things cause aging), and we can’t really tell if the aging we saw was caused by any of them or if there was something else going on.

Looks like if you get in power and fire everybody, planes do exactly like Twitter, they crash.

Yes, parrots do that thing where they are hostile to entire groups of humans.

My grandmother used to have one that attacked children.

True that. The fish would vape.

I really doubt this is the worst…

It has bones from a single animal, to start with.

Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?