madjo

No wai!

I just turned 45. But I have 1 point. I’d happily pretend to be 39 though.

1 point because cheques have always been rare in my country.

2 if you are strict with the Blockbuster thing, we had Videoland instead but I have rented video tapes from a video rental store like Blockbuster.

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

Is no rock, is troll kid!

This dude doesn’t like cheese, I’ll leave it all to women to eat.

Succumb… Scorn… Sob… (but in fancy lettering)

Please clean up the mess. You can’t just go nutting everywhere you please!

You have to stand on a step stool before you can speak.

Those Americans need to look in a mirror first, with their “freedom fries”, because France decided not to back them in their needless war in Iraq.

My work gave me an HP piece of crap laptop, I’d rather have a MacBook.

Not very girthy though

Filth!

Frell! Frick! Frak! Fsck!

Kindness is not how I would describe my experience in Paris.

I went to Paris once, but ze waiter ignored my attempts at speaking French when I tried ordering something to drink. And when he deemed me worthy of a little bit of his attention, he insulted me (the French friend I was with was appalled by what the waiter said about me). We left without getting anything to drink there. Instead opted for a bottle of water from a supermarket.

They say we Dutch are rude, but we pale in comparison to French waiters.

Found the Frenchman who pumped the wrong fuel.

To whom?

Well then she should’ve picked Josh instead of vanilla old me!

How do you know my password?!

It’s not Gouda, if it’s not from the town of Gouda. It’s just sparkling fake cheese.