Same, it counts my steps and it measures my runs/swims. It’s a Garmin. I don’t really have it configured for notifications or anything else.

To be pedantic, it was people her husband hired.

I mean this is a shit post but like Nintendo isn’t really the “tip” type of company or microtransactions type of company.

They’re the milking the shit out of their franchises and keeping premium prices on their games type of company.

That worm has got to be starved to death.

I love when Louis CK tried to get him to say he wasn’t a lizard and you can see Rumsfeld’s media training kick in. It was really funny just having Louis try to break it.

I saw some good videos of the Dems standing up and calling out the Republicans.

Then I saw Chuck Schumer be a complete coward.

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Jesus didn’t flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don’t get it.

Here’s Louis CK’s joke on it: https://youtu.be/r6x3e8MurQY?t=72

Yes, I know he’s cancelled and all that but I don’t know I still love his comedy. Like … I cut out a lot of comics like Joe Rogan (just kidding, he’s barely a comedian) so I dunno I just remembered this joke.

Boss makes a thousand

I make a penny

So I say, “fuck work”

I’ll spend time on Lemmy