Burn it.

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots in my Arse

Don’t you mean Eramicans?

I’d never heard of that.

Moist Ron in the dry US sounds terse

Well God is an alien, by definition.

I wonder if “pete” drew those sad faces himself or if they were computer generated.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew.

Half of them have died off since 1960.

Null pwang! Maybe I should consider entering Eurovision.

Ceci n’est pas une pierre.

The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

As long as it Just Writes™ I don’t care. I want to pick it up, and I want to write. I don’t want to try writing only to find it’s dried up and I have to scribble on some other bit of paper before it comes back to life. Now OK if I’ve left the lid off then that’s my bad, but if I haven’t then it should just flipping work.

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British humour innit mate. Remember where we are.

Ohh I thought it was something to do with sexy underwear. This actually makes a lot more sense.

Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig

We can also do 2+90 here in the UK. There’s a nursery rhyme about “four and twenty blackbirds” that I think the kids are still learning.

Best power yours off solar then, cos everything else is generators.