So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛

What do you say if the teacher’s a sub

Americans: sell your ring finger to immigrants ♥️

Does it say it was written in the year 11? Was there a plurality of Germanies at the time; was there a Ger𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺?

Whoa it’s so awesome that straight guys have their own version of this. Bless them.

Yes it’s called doggystyle for when the recipient resembles a doggy.

Noble lineage doesn’t exist. You are noble.

What people refer to as noble lineage absolutely does dilute via servants. But ancient peoples’ ideas of genetic magic make you no less important than anyone else.

wrt’s with regards to

They are pro-birth. They are absolutely not pro-life.

Has there ever been a time in history where people lose family members who are not dead and not physically far away?

It’s almost like having a family member with Alzheimer’s: they look like they’re present, but they are irrevocably far far away.

Xul has entered the chat 👻

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

He’d do the same for me

Jesus Christ shots have been fired

This is what that sounds like to this laaaaaazy person over here

But where else could he find another spouse?