Make a fake Capitol and put all the senile Congresspeople into a televised reality show where aides pretend they’re still running the country.

Isn’t it spelled Criss?

He’s been pretty quiet lately, though. I wonder what he’s up to? It isn’t like I gave his finger back or anything.

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Does the RoK not have selective enforcement laws? In the US, I think the 39 colleagues’ testimony would get him off without anything else.

Don’t anthropomorphize Larry Ellison

Double-edged safety razors make it way cheaper to replace the blade frequently (a new blade every shave, one side per cheek isn’t unreasonable at less than $0.50 for the absolute most expensive ones, less than $0.10 for most) and work quite well. I’ve heard they suck for anything but your face, though, so a multi-blade razor marketed to women might be your best bet for anything else.

They don’t give as close a shave, and I imagine that that extra little bit matters a lot for some transfems. I certainly prefer an electric shaver (I have the Braun 9350cc), but I’m not dysphoric and I am very lazy.

That’s a much more rational mentality. Driving is absurdly dangerous. If you’re killed by a human, it’s overwhelmingly likely that it will be because they hit you with a car.

As long as it’s right next to the real posters, I can’t imagine that it would actually hamper the pet’s return.

I think the people with this mentality are probably the same people who refuse to ride buses under any circumstances.

There are both kindhearted morons and intelligent, wealthy sociopaths.

Wood glue won’t hurt (though you do have to wait for it to dry), but friction alone is often enough to do a decent job.

Otherwise known as a drywall anchor or wall plug. My parents also call them mollies, but those are different (though also often used for screwing things into drywall).

It gets worse. One guy went to prison for felony murder because the police shot and killed his fellow burglar. Another got a life sentence without parole for lending his car keys to his roommate, who then used the car to commit a burglary where someone was killed. John Oliver did a segment on this not too long ago.

I’d be worried about either compromising the insulation or having to charge my fridge camera. Remember, this is me going to great lengths to be lazy.

I’m all in favor of smart appliances… as long as they don’t connect to the Internet. Give me a local HomeAssistant integration. That way, I can check what’s in my refrigerator from my bed without worrying about it showing me ads.

Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

You’re born with a body. Usually, it’s more or less the right body. Sometimes, it isn’t and you need to change it. Otherwise, your body should only affect your behavior insofar as you should avoid hurting yourself or others.

Not quite. Round 33 will have 2^32 people, or a bit over half the population of Earth. Remember, round 1 has one person, 2^(0), not 2^(1).

But once you get to round 33 34, everyone on earth is tied to the track, so there’s no one to pull the lever. That means that the trolley safely passes by, giving everyone ample time to free themselves. Eventually, the trolley stops due to friction with the track and air, plus brakes if it’s using them, and then we all stop getting tied to tracks.