Indeed, why…kid rock…why

Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.

This hurt my brain

What the hell is happening here?

No because the half that currently can’t drink might drink twice as much

Yes ladies we all know why you have the super duper pulsating adjustable pressure shower heads.

No shame from me. Just pointing out that a >30min shower costs money and a vibrator is $50ish plus batteries. Just saying

That seems tough, beanbags are squishy

It’s optimized for gaming and you can install a lot of standard Linux apps. But it only works on specific hardware like the Deck and Legion at the moment, the Frame and Machine should be running their versions. A lot of things that come in a standard Distro for PCs have been removed that you might take for granted. I like to think of it as a balance between PC and game console, remember when you could side load Linux onto a PS3, sort of like that.

I use my Deck in desktop mode and connect it to my TV for web browsing, Steamlink to my tower and occasionally use the Libre apps, but I wouldn’t recommend using it as your daily PC. It doesn’t exactly feel like a fully fleshed out PC, hard to put a finger on it until you use it.

I don’t think I have ever been asked for my GPA or school transcripts. Usually they just check to see if I graduated.

If you for a corporation then yes, your job is to make someone else rich. If you don’t like it then start your own business and hope it doesn’t go tits up. You can also try to become internet famous but that’s hard if your parents aren’t already well off.

Adult hood and responsibility is rough. Good luck young dude.

Don’t confuse it with wicked hot

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Only available for phones you’ve never heard of or phones no one bought. Like Volla or Pine or Fair, and very specific versions.

Probably because MAC was niche for a long time hipster for a long time. HP/Compaq and now Dell has almost always been synonymous with corporate office workers

You’re right, I do feel smarter

I outwardly goaned. I hate Mustard 6:7, like what even does that mean?

We don’t get sandwich 6:9 enough, but it has so many layers

You motherboard will come with AI and will have to be connected to the Internet like game consoles so they can mine your data and push ads to you!

Laughs in evil corporate AI!

In my opinion their Chalupa or Gordita are the best things on the menu. PSA - they don’t resemble true Mexican food of the same name at all.

But I never feel good about going to Taco Bell afterwards. I only sometimes stop there if I’m traveling and my choice is limited to McDonald’s or Taco Bell

WTF! Did you sneak into my house?

The cigarette butts are the best ergonomic pads

When you rich enough you can buy your own presents