Eco-friendly straws don’t have to be mushy paper.
There are several other “vegetable plastics” that last long enough to serve as a fully functional straw, but months later degrade naturally. The reason you don’t see them being used is because McDonald’s doesn’t want to spend an extra $0.10 on every order, because that would totally bankrupt the billionaire company you know.
People are getting horny over Hornet??
I’d like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as LinuX, is in fact, GNU/LinuX, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linu plus X. LinuX is not a social media website unto itself, but rather another paid component of a fully functioning GNU social media site made useful by shitposts, thirst traps, news and vital fake accounts comprising a full service as defined by MUSK.
Yep, sugarcane polymers are amazing. They can be made to dissolve quickly or last a little longer, depending on your needs. Technically they could be used as full packaging for chips and bread and similar foods.