In an infinite universe every configuration of matter that can possibly exist will just due to the laws of statistics

Not necessarily. There is an infinite set of numbers containing the positive integers, but it still excludes the negative integers. Why should an infinite universe be any different?

The parents probably pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular”.

kazza

Sounds like an Australian version of kazaa.

Teal

That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.

My last job was Windows desktop, so I installed vmware and ran Linux in fullscreen mode.