Ralph would call it the Pentagram or the Pentagong.

Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐

I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.

Humans are animals tho?

El Salvador

I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.

He comes out of the drain.

I was thinking this person is really short. Then I realized they are in a chair?

Interesting take. What genres of music are not full of homophobia?

HIS DAD WAS A 2021!!

His editor was Gil O’tine.

Yeah I really feel like I’m missing something here. I really like doing steaks on a George Foreman grill. Not sure about the rest of his life or career. But the grill (which presumably he just paid to put his name on) is decent.

Yes, in English we have the expression “does a bear shit in the woods?” Which is asked in response to some other question where the answer is clearly “yes.”

The early bird flu catches the brain worm.

Dude you could hot swap memory cards. That was a solid kernel. RIP Sun Microsystems. 💔

Technically Mac is a BSD. What about Solaris?

All apps hand written in assembly. No multitasking.

Fuck that slow ass C++.

Did pasta exist in Jesus’ time? I don’t think they mention it much in the Bible.

Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?

It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.