Ignotum

What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

0.001$

If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?

Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time

I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that

Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead

When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”

The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too

He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien

You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎

Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

Four*

Just because cars evolved from horses doesn’t mean horses stop existing, only a portion of the horse population spilt off and evolved into cars

But daddy elon told me empathy was bad

My account is too old? You’re telling me Nicole likes them young?

I no longer like Nicole

Thank you Nicole-by-proxy!

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven’t received a message yet, I feel left out)

My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

You just ordered a thousand litres of milk

When I’m in Denmark and have to say 92 I just say “kamelåså”

No that works fine, its been stuck up there for two days now and shows no sign of liquification