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11 days agoMove along!
Move along!
Time to go to a friends house. I have experiments to conduct.
Now I wonder what would happen if you put a USB killer into one of these.
Necessity is the mother of invention
Just covering all theire bases
“That’s only a job for high schoolers”
Also, “fuck you, got mine”
She just gets me, you know?
Which slot machine is this?
The bowling ball. Cause fuckem that’s why
I need to feel you inside me, Jesus
“No I’m not hungry”
So how’d you get rabies?
“No one wants to work anymore”
You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Everyday we stray further
This is my lead contender now that Firefox is shitting the bed. Any downsides?
Bold of you to assume it hasn’t already
Thoughts and prayers!