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We’re We!

Here Fuck!

We’re Shit!

Queer Up!

That’s the fun part: We don’t know!

Needs more bloodshot eyes

It depends on whether you were wearing the hat correctly as shown on the label.

I had a vet tell me once - straight-faced, no shit - “No one knows how cats work.”

I was like, “yeah.”

Oh, of course note.

So longing as there ain’t no pernt in standartizaton. Like when your a researches and the output is bespanked its ain’t good for eveythang.

But jest, ifn its just a bout, like, talking at a box of frogs, for nothin, thats perceptble. But then if hes like all me so HAWNY, I SPEEK GOOD HAWN hay’better be down to sniz, ma git?

Oh, sorry.

“all in earnest”? Really.

Well, if that pumps your nads, then the morose the marrier, I say.

O sure conbitextual cues abound lemnding informatics to the subjected matter. I’m bust saying if’n your a academician typo you should not be unright in the wordering of punts.

*earnestness*

What was your degree in again? Oh.

Well.

Damn you do love the googlez don’t ya.

Hey - follow your bliss, as they say.

I suppose if Google is the authority and “taking off” means . . what, 1980? Then yeah.

I don’t agree, but that’s okay too.

There is a popular belief that the name has its origins in World War II when American G.I.s in Italy diluted espresso with hot water to approximate the coffee to which they were accustomed.[9] However, the Oxford English Dictionary cites the term as a borrowing from Central American Spanish café americano, a derisive term for mild coffee dating to the middle of the 1950s.

Yeah but 1950s > WWII so

Bonus points: what was the lemon peel for?

It refers to the US (American) servicemen stationed in Italy during WWII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffè_americano#Origin

That said, why not Canadiano. Sometimes you want more and a litttle hydration in there. It’s hard to sip an espresso for more than a couple of minutes.

Agree it feels kind of “freedom fries”-ey but remember that freedom fries were a US republiQan idiocy in a pathetic attempt to mock the French for being too smart to get balls-deep in the Iraq II war. No one but complete koolaid-drinking Qanuts say ‘freedom fries’ now because (a) the French were correct anyway and (b) fries are Belgian.

In that sense, this is probably better and has a chance of sticking.

Mozilla has no idea how bad they fucked up.

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