I don’t masturbate because it’s easy, but because it’s hard
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Your chain looks nasty
1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Identifying a robbery suspectEnglish
191·11 days agoYeah I think comedy is more likely than AI here. The falling doesn’t look “weird”, it looks faked
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcareEnglish
26·17 days agoHeard this before with “the patient with erection problems”
What’s with Finland?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You just had to ask that questionEnglish
5·1 month agoWhen you ask a simple question and it turns into a whole P1 war room
Gotta be American, there’s enough oil on the pan to drive you from New York to San Francisco
Design is very human
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Video] Train for your own goalsEnglish
55·2 months ago
I feel like these thoughts are even more so happening when you’re tired. I was driving one evening and started thinking how easy it’d be to just crash on a truck on the other lane. Really fucking scary how these thoughts just appear out of nowhere
It’s a furry lunch. I don’t know furry culture but I’ve had furry pets all my childhood and they eat their cup empty in 2 seconds
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A guide for our friends outside the U.S.English
3·3 months agoAgreed, I just wanted to use same exact numbers as OP
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74English
10·3 months agoLarry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A guide for our friends outside the U.S.English
5·3 months agoSaunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A guide for our friends outside the U.S.English
91·3 months ago0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Time to bash Americans againEnglish
475·3 months agoFor those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white and racist.
Very true, but I believe those to be very rare - with quick online search I could not easily find any information about Judaistic or Islamic Satan worshippers
That could be simply because I’m limited to English speaking parts of internet though, and those parts are overwhelmingly atheistic or christian
I got really frustrated with Windows 10 after couple years working in the hell desk, and decided to try something else for personal use