Oh I didn’t know Eugene Levy was in this.

I should do this with dog whistles, I live next to a kennel.

I’m worried about that. I don’t need her specter peering out from reflective surfaces in dark rooms as I shuffle past. Like tolerating ghosts in your house, “Don’t look in darkened rooms, if you can avoid it. We usually wear horse blinders after sunset.”

Hey, that’s awesome. I’d love to stop pretending. Though artificially manifested, I would like to live authentically.

I was gunna transition, but I realized I was going to look like Willem Dafoe in drag. Not that alone would have stopped me, he just kinda looks like my mom there, and I hate that woman.

I just don’t want her specter staring back at me from reflective surfaces, as I carelessly cast my unfocused gaze into darkened rooms as I pass by for the rest of my life.

Although, if anyone would come back from the dead to torment me from the shadows for the rest of my natural life, it would be that woman.

I like the ankylosaurus.

At the end of the day, I’ll ask my students if they have any questions. No hands will go up, I’ll act a little disappointed and say, “You know, I’m always asking if you all have any questions, and no one ever asks what my favorite dinosaur is.” and I just let it hang in the air.

Without fail, a hand will slowly go up, and I call on them. “What’s your favorite dinosaur?” and I respond immediately with, “That doesn’t count, it wasn’t organic.” and then I kick them all out of class.

They should switch to declaring areas with lat and long. Names are insignificant to the unwavering Equator.

Legislation prohibits drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. No such legislation exists on the Gulf of America.

wo ist die shloppenbücket?

It’s wild, because I can’t look away from his videos, but I can only remember that he spoke, but never what he said.