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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Almost as relaxing as Getting Over ItEnglish
28·6 days ago
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dear Russia, your compromat on the US president is passing its expiration date. Soon everyone who will believe will just assume and anything that isn't sourced will be called AI.English
6·6 days agoWhat if it’s photos of Trump giving another man (Bill Clinton or otherwise) a blowie as the emails between the Epstein brothers suggested? Feels like a lot of the people who would brush off pedophilia would draw the line at homosexual acts…
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are no odd numbers divisible by 2English
91·7 days agoAll odd numbers are divisible by 2 if you’re working modulo an odd number.
gnutrino@programming.devto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Tricking people into thinking I'm ruleEnglish
3·20 days ago“Listen," said Crowley desperately, “how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade, I mean.”
Aziraphale looked taken aback.
“Well, I should think-” he began.
“Two,” said Crowley. “Elgar and Liszt. That’s all. We’ve got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?”
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm really sorry, but I had to do it.English
13·20 days agoAn corn?
I mean, the rich can still outbid you
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stickEnglish
5·25 days agoNever tell me the odds!
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
A morphism in the category of sets? I dunno, I don’t get invited to things
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•He really made things worse smh my headEnglish
5·1 month agoRead that as “drank from the horse” at first and was seriously concerned about what you were drinking…
Microsoft is surviving just fine on the profits from Azure and office 365 tbh, windows isn’t that big a deal for them these days from a raw revenue point of view.
Sex jokes back front and center, it’s also a dumb policy for fucking.
I think if you have this conversation that often they’ve got bigger issues with their memory…
And? Could they have a biscuit? How am I supposed to know whether being gay is OK if you leave questions unanswered like that.
gnutrino@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hashtag spiritual hashtag truthEnglish
2·1 month agoStrictly speaking we don’t know which god the original image is referencing, although I’d agree it’s likely to be the Abrahamic God.
More power to you and your medfet kink but the rest of us didn’t really need that detail.