Vanta maki roll

One worm, two worm, spice worm, blue worm

In this economy, that’s the one present everyone can afford.

Literally hundreds of studies showing that if people can buy a house before they’re 40, they will have more children.

You can’t legislate your way into a higher birth rate. Even authoritarian countries have tried and failed. But you can legislate systemic changes that help people with housing, childcare, and groceries.

If you have a way to contact your friends, let them know where to meet you.😉

This 90s retro fashion is getting out of hand.

It’s just because they used novel punctuation — some people still type like this.

Depends on the bean.

What about one mosquito with six guns?

is this Low Quality Facts?

Hi ho Faraday!

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I have great news for you.

https://poopie.app/

“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”

“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”

I’m going to assume this was posted in a “Wow, look at this ridiculous headline by a notoriously dishonest newspaper,” and not a “Wow this is real” kind of way.

Do I have to ask them? Can I just wait to see if they bring it up? Or at least text them?

You used too much milk

Shaking My Head, EveryOne.

“I want to be where the people are”

Thoughts are habits. You can’t always change your circumstances, but you can change the way you think about them. The more you practice healthy thought patterns, the better you develop good habits.