Sometimes they just randomly show up at your door and tell you to let them in and feed them. Then you need to get a box for them to shit in. Next thing you know… you start shitting in a box too… because it’s time for your colon cancer screening.

Damn, she’s kinda a dick

Nope, just download more ram.

I remember these shit boxes. Fuck these shit boxes. Set that fucking thing on fire and throw it off the overpass.

I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.

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I consider myself an ally, but I truly love watching known homophobes getting caught enjoying gay stuff.

They are regressives

You’re 100% right but we repealed the fairness doctrine in 1987, and ever since that, we’ve had politicized information cycles. Republicans in 1987 knew they’d have to lie to continue holding power; but they also have been enshitifying education too. In turn, a lot of people are just simply undereducated and comforted by their echo chambers. Have that happen for 40 years. Here we are.

I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud. It’s taken me all this time to find out what I need again.

Autistic recovery is also a thing.

Sleep well. Do it for a few weeks. Get yourself right.

Come back, and you’ve got the vigor to fight 5 GOP pedos. We can use our autism powers together to take this shit down. Let’s let’s make sure we get an abundance of rest between bouts.

Wouldn’t want to let them escape.

It would suck if windows didn’t close.

I see nothing unique about this pair of jeans.

Did you get her number?

Rethinking this… no. I’m UPGRADING the liver to keep me drunk for 3 years and 9 months to not be sober. The upgrade is drunk and not dying, and another part of the upgrade is filtering out all the additional calories.

Yes, but which organ do you upgrade to do that?

But I’ll die.

I guess this isn’t a good pick.

Upgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.