Acme-brand Beyonce?

TIL boobs look bigger on CRTs

Be the reason someone had to make a sign.

Is this Gain?

“Obiwan, I’m pregnant”

“Ahh, fuck, tell Anakin it’s his”

As a Wisconsinite, that’s our dumb hat. He can’t have it, and we had a vote on this.

My thought exactly. Most of the “feminists” who do fit that stereotype ended up becoming Feminist Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes.

Prefer the Norman Rockwell version of Rosie the Riviter:

https://www.nrm.org/rosie-the-riveter/

The Norman Rockwell Museum are cowards. The photo crops out the bottom, where she’s using Mein Kampf as a footstool.

I like the bidet’s we have at home, but I don’t get the ones that are separate from the toilet. Saw this type when visiting San Juan, PR once. Their plumbing system can’t handle toilet paper very well, so it’s all bidets with a stack of washed towels.

Not only do they take up extra space in the bathroom, but are you supposed to waddle over to this thing with a dingleberry hanging out? I don’t get why you’d want that.

The one argument I’ve heard in their favor is from people with vaginas who don’t like the idea of the built-in sprayer catching bits of poop that’ll get in their cootch.

That level of precision in a resistor would literally be thrown off if you breathed on it. If you actually needed that, then you need to build an extremely controlled environment around it. Even then, the heat from the electricity itself would throw it off. Maybe in a liquid nitrogen bath?

I have never once done the Pledge of Allegiance. Grew up a Jehovah’s Witness, who think that giving allegiance to a country would mean putting that country over God. Even if any of my teachers didn’t like this reasoning, they were obliged to keep quiet and accept it. There was a Supreme Court case about this exact issue.

Left JWs as an adult, so I never had to do it.

“Mike colors outside the lines, but doesn’t eat the crayon. He does his best.”

Pilot G2 if I must, but the real answer is a Lamy Safari.

At some point, people need to realize that children won’t become serial muderers just because they saw a boob.

As a radical centrist, I must find any possible reason that someone would stick an obvious dogwhistle in their name besides being a Nazi. We can’t just go assuming the blatantly obvious.

The current Maverick is not a small truck. It just says that on a label somewhere.

Creationist love to bring up all the wonderful things in the world. They tend not to bring up things like the recurrent laryngeal nerve or bot flies.

In fact, I think they’re confused as to why science would even bring these up. If evolution is a religion (as they often claim), why would that religion point to something so weird or ugly? The answer is that evolution just is, and it does weird and ugly things sometimes. Our job is to study the weird and ugly things it makes while also finding a better moral system than mere evolution.

I know some people who actually use their pickup truck and wish they could get something smaller. It doesn’t exist anymore in the US.

It’s not even the often remarked “chicken tax”. That only prevents small trucks from foreign factories being imported in without a big extra cost attached. Factories in Canada and Mexico, via NAFTA, have been long exempt. US automakers have been free to make whatever small truck they want.

I am eyeing the Telo. I hope that works out.

Men only want one thing, and it’s an Astraeus Super-heavy Tank.

Tammy Baldwin is my dem senator. She’s might be more of a Hillary Clinton Democrat than Hillary Clinton, but I called.

Incidently, the caller ID on her DC office line still lists Herb Kohl. He left the office over a decade ago, and died a little over a year ago.