I think others have pretty much covered her social and economic destruction of the UK, so I’ll add “Section 28”.

Section 28 - Wiki link

To “protect our children”, she introduced the policies to ban any books/songs/art/plays etc from schools which mentioned or suggested homosexuality in any way neutral or positive - obviously this led to an increase in the already fairly popular “gay bashing”.

Thankfully nothing like that would happen anywhere now, outside of the few countries Vladimir Putin runs.

I’m assuming you’ve already tried Scribus? scribus.net

If not, worth a pop (again?). You can export an existing indesign project as an idml file, and import that into Scribus and see what’s broken :)

How well it’ll work is a little dependent on how complicated your projects are, or how embedded you are in Indesign or the wider Adobe ecosystem. In truth, I don’t know the full extent of Indesign’s abilities - but you can absolutely use Scribus to produce professional large scale graphics and short run publications etc for print though - though that’s obviously a little dependent on what format/spec your printer wants off you.

If you’re just using it for single page posters/graphics etc, Inkscape covers a lot of the same ground too.

Check they’re all still there and note any changes, which ones are no longer around, which new ones have joined them etc.

Loads to be getting on with there :)

“That’s a challenging wank”

Sean Lock on “8 out of 10 Cats” (skip to 3 minutes in)

I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.

Yeah, but with “RFK Jr” in charge of everything medical, and Donald’s age, poor health and probable lack of a vagina, I don’t anticipate either the baby or the birthing-parent surviving childbirth.

So when we take the horrific pain, and 0% survival rate into account, perhaps it’s more of a "twisted and bleakly sadistic dream’ than a nightmare?

It still tells you pretty clearly that “This is to support development” and that you can still download it for free from their website, so yeah, thankfully it’s the former rather than the latter :)

Surely the child has a toy bear or glove puppet that outranks Trump in the chain of command?

Just tap your foot,
Don’t move your butt,
Plain Chachalaca
Where you don’t move a lot.

Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.

In English, “biro” is the generic name for what is known elsewhere as a “ball-point” or “ball pen”. There may of course still be a “Biro” company somewhere, separate to that.

[Edit] I mean English as in “language spoken in England” - I’m sure some of the other “Englishes” use a different word.

I think actual Bic-from-the-Bic-Company biros tend to be pretty good (especially the orange ones with black lids).

For a truly scratchy experience, you need a cheap, unbranded biro.

It’s not a solid source, but I showed the 1984 Nuclear War film Threads (wiki link) to this box of kittens, to gather their opinions on whether our possible imminent nuclear war would be good or bad for them.