He became the subject of considerable international media coverage after escaping from his enclosure

Wait, so their enclosure was shitty enough that the gorilla could’ve left any time but didn’t until he was provoked, and their solution wasn’t to fix the cage, but to make everyone wear silly glasses?

Fellas, is it “unclassy” to wish harm upon those whose entire fucking identity is causing harm to others?

I’ve found countless spray bottles where the straw goes straight down and ends 10-15mm above even the raised hump in the middle of the bottom.

Froot Loops has always been that way. Back when I was a kid, they only had three colours - red, orange, and yellow - and I remember being bothered that they had to repeat one of them. Problem got solved when they rolled out green.