Oh people will fill out ballots and there will be election maps, don’t worry about that.

There will be no “voting maga out of office”.

That ship has sailed.

So I can’t currently run at all… Running as fast as Einstein might be an improvement, depending on what age we’re talking about

That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.

I assumed I was going to be the ugliest woman in the universe, but got to the point where I was ok with that to get to stop pretending to be a man.

Turns out I only look like my mom when I get my hair done like hers.

And once I figured out my style, I’m doing pretty well for myself.

I can sure send the guy to heaven though…

…ish

ViewSonics were the BEST

The third one is modeled after a working cattle whip I saw in South America (that one was leather ofc).

They are impact toys, yes.

They were sitting in a drawer doing nothing.

Now they bring joy to people again.

They’re control connectors from an American DJ CD player+mixer set.

S-Video is second from the left.

I mean yeah, that’s all pretty consistent with how most pastors behave.

SO WHAT IF I GO BLIND? I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY.