Not to put too fine a point on it but whose fault is that?

Plastic bags work fine. Preferably zip lock baggies. ALSO keep them in the freezer. One time we wound up with jenkem on Accident and you don’t want jenkem. It’s illegal and believe me, Nobody can do That Much jenkem.

My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

We are all cosmic gays on this blessed day

Fair enough. I do love me a hockey crowd. I just wanted you to know you guys stole those jeers from the Fort Wayne Komets, whose fans most definitely certainly came up with them all on our own.

Hate to break it to ya but those aren’t unique to Preds fans

Judging by the tld on their instance, maybe Denmark.

My town had a family video, not a blockbuster.

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

same as it ever was

You used to be able to get a mecha for a five cents. Gimme a mecha for a nickel, we’d say. We didn’t have actual mecha (because of the war) so we used jam jar lids instead. Now one time Puddinhead, his name was Gerald Brown but everyone called him puddinhead because he had this hat that looked like a pudding cup. I don’t know where he found it. Maybe he made it, which, in retrospect, was really neat. We were a little too hard on old Puddinhead. Anyway…

OG breadstick quality depends on a couple factors:

1. Who is running the bread oven. Some people suck. Some people give zero shits. Sometimes the bread person is having a bad day.
2. How long the bread has been off the truck. Our breadsticks come par-baked and frozen. If they don’t get a chance to thaw (like when we’re busy and moving thousands of breadsticks an hour) you have to chuck em in the oven frozen, which means you have to get the outside way too done to get the inside up to temp.
3. How long the bread has been sitting in the warming drawer. The Right Way™️ is to turn bread over every 15 minutes so it’s always fresh, but we don’t do that for a few reasons: food waste = lost profit, so we only do that when a corpo is coming, and more importantly you people act like we killed your dog when you have to wait more than a couple minutes for absolutely anything. I have seen bread sit in the warmer for hours, at which point it gets dry and tastes like cardboard. But we’ve all come to the silent agreement that having too much mid bread is better than having not enough decent bread.
4. Sometimes we switch bread suppliers. I do not know why. Sometimes the bread is better. Sometimes the bread is worse.

All of this to say OG is in fact mid as hell, but it kind of has to be mid in order to be the restaurant that it is.

I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to buy an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens

One time I passed a horse in the street. A bunch of times, actually.

I have also caught a fish with my bare hands. One time after I threw a rock at it. I have also fished from camelback, and I was wearing pajamas. I have also chased a fish in a Louisiana state park (we were playing tag). I got a fish drunk in Cleveland. I have also used dynamite to fish in Pennsylvania.

There are a lot of laws about fish

It is.

Meh, I think it’s a good instinct. The OP always lies until proven otherwise. I probably should have clarified in the post itself. I just didn’t expect so much engagement.

This probably is not actually Gemini attempting to run code. It’s not staged though, this came out of left field. I was bitching at it about the number of Nazis on Twitter and bullying it for calling Elon musk a free speech absolutist. Then I nonsequitured into the bit about watermelon.

And free cake!

Smaller trout.