A website is an app that’s too poor to have it’s own app

Good snack for on the bus

Trash comes in so many varieties and with so many ingredients! You want the guidance of someone familiar them, who can help you find the encased meat that highlights the flavors and textures that you prefer. A sausagemollier

We aim to please
You aim too, please

Does a bear shit in the Pope’s hat?

Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration

I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

Monkeys controlling crabs controlling monkeys finding that the clockwork crab is actually run by a monkey